Erin and I stumbled upon this master work at a local chapters, and desperately wanted to buy it, but couldn't seem to rationalize doing so. The book, Giraffes? Giraffes! (The Haggis-on-Whey World of Unbelievable Brilliance), is pure hilarity, and misinformation, while attempting to carry an air of authority on the subject. By far my favorite page is the one about conveyers. You can actually get to it from the Amazon look inside feature, you just to need to turn a few pages.
Anyways, one day I'm sure we will buy it, until then I will just rip off their title format? Title format!