
Know the terrorist by his bloodshot eyes and leprous hands. Many terrorists are also amateur comedians--Don't be thrown off guard by their feeble attempts at shadow puppets.

Time travel is an excellent option after a terrorist attack. Remember, you must reach exactly 88 mph and hit the dangling power line in order for the flux capacitor to operate properly.

If you see a terrorist arrow, pin it against a wall with your shoulder.

You can't help this poor arrow. Move along, there's nothing to see here.

Beware--some terrorists look like Michael Jackson and have an arsenal of clean white shirts.

Do not offer anal sex to terrorists. You will regret it afterwards.
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