Tuesday, April 20, 2004

Turn your head and cough

What is the medical purpose of this process? Are Dr. Trying to determine how agile your testicles are? Is it a cruel joke? Or is there some darker purpose a foot, perhaps a plan to take over the world??????

That aside, had a physical today, got called fat, well no shit Sherlock. But here is a number to hit it home... For my age/gender/weight/height I have a 240% higher chance of a heart attack then a person of equal age/gender/height (but a healthy weight.) Sadly that weight is about 100 lbs away... So lets take it 1 lb at a time, and avoid premature death....
YEAH NOT DIEING (I am serious about that!)

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